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Fentastic

A Book by avant security guard

Fenibald Ashenwhite, aka Fentastic, had many exciting adventures--or, maybe they were excruciating--stuff happens in grammar school that is hard to ta..

Christmas Driftwood

A Poem by avant security guard

Robert Frosty the Snowman Update

Compelling

A Poem by avant security guard

I once wanted to be a writer, an author, a novelist, a poet, but all that has changed. The longer I tried the less able I was to afford ev..

Find Wilderness

A Poem by avant security guard

You want fame? Find wilderness. If everyone pays attention to you then it is far away. Saint Patrick is a star to me. Captured and brought to Ir..

from LIGHTMAN

A Screenplay by avant security guard

a few pages from the feature film project, the formatting was wrecked when I pasted it--can't be fixed

TEXAS

A Poem by avant security guard

TEXAS I dreamed of Texas two weeks ago. I was an outsider, unknown. I went to clubs and lounged around as a stranger. I met some girls..

Naked Films

A Poem by avant security guard

If thou hast nuthin butter to do perchance a view of these will popcorn snack your isle this riter was the lead akter in G-Rated thank you ..

Be My Turpentine

A Poem by avant security guard

Be my turpentine-- no, that's not right. I got a traffic ticket and paid a fine. No, that's not it. I love you more than a banana split. Yes, t..

When Writers\' Cafe Crashed

A Poem by avant security guard

When Writers' Cafe crashed Reggie Torbor was taping his cleats. I was on hold for a poetry call in show. Tom Coughlin was pacing the locker room. ..