Ben Umstead

Ben Umstead

http://chinamademypants.blogspot.com
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About Me

Update: Back in the states. This place is pretty dead, but I'll still post stories here when I have them.

Please visit me at:

http://chinamademypants.blogspot.com

I am a storyteller in any and all forms... Filmmaking, writing, drawing, talking... The usual struggling artist type.
I write in a somewhat pessimistic, post-modern voice, sometimes with a slight retro, Bradburian clip. Sometimes it can be quite abstract. Sometimes fragmented.
But please don't let this lead you to believe I am a gloomy gus... I am actually quite goofy in person.

Back tracking to my youth... I was writing before I could read. Is that a cliche? You tell me...
Between 3 and 12 I was the innocent. I had my own voice turned up loud and clear. A voice not yet tainted by others. I wrote dozens of short stories and comics. I was blind to what others said. I had a fever. I was furious in my output. I was happy. I was learning.
As a teen, I struggled and I copied. I wrote half novels in favorite universes or knock off lands. I thought, "the longer the story, the better!" Yeah right...
Eventually I grew out of this and am standing where I am now...

...On the edge of one of those proverbial cliffs, with my own voice tucked neatly under my arm, looking down into a swirling abyss.
I want to take the leap...



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Posted 1 Year Ago


No worries! Thank you! I really appreciate you even glancing at it!!!

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Ben:
In town again? That's good news. I don't know how long you are staying but we can shack you up if you don't mind the commute from Brklyn. Of course, I gotta ask my lady and all and clean, I mean, really clean the house before you even show up. :) Let me know what's up.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Wow. To think that an author of your skill thinks of me as one of the elite on a site with such talent...hell, lol, even that's hard to swallow, dude. LOL.

Yeah, on a site such as this one, no one could ever be the best because all of us are usually trying to outdo ourselves with the next bit.

Working on part 4 right now, as we speak. Man, to tell you the absolute truth, I'm loving writing this story. I dunno why, but I am. Is that obvious?

LOL.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


As usual, thanks loads for your words. I'm gonna go over this first piece of this story, see what I can do to streamline it a bit. I greatly appreciate the honesty, man. I need that.

You told your friend that I was the best writer on this site?

Holy SHIT, that's one hellova compliment, one I'm certainly sure I don't deserve. The amount of talent here is astounding, far-out. Such a statement is flattering as hell, for sure, but more than likely far more than I deserve.

Still, I cannot express how grateful I am for the kind words.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


As usual, thanks loads for your words. I'm gonna go over this first piece of this story, see what I can do to streamline it a bit. I greatly appreciate the honesty, man. I need that.

You told your friend that I was the best writer on this site?

Holy SHIT, that's one hellova compliment, one I'm certainly sure I don't deserve. The amount of talent here is astounding, far-out. Such a statement is flattering as hell, for sure, but more than likely far more than I deserve.

Still, I cannot express how grateful I am for the kind words.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Dude, as always, very cool to hear from you. Take yer time reading what I've got on my page, dude. I know how busy you must be at the moment, and it was never a rush-rush thing between us when it came to reading one another's work. Get to it in your own time, if you can manage. If you can't, trust me, I can understand that. Sometimes life gets in the way. School...LOL. We'll see, my friend. We'll see. Didn't get the gig at NYC, huh? Well, that just means that there's something far better for you around the corner, that's all. All you need to do is hold on long enough to see it. Nothing wrong with relying on family and friends when the chips are down, man. That's what they like to do, I'm told; help out when you really need it. That's what my family and friends, the ones who count who are really one and the same, do for me when shit's up a creek. That's something that's happening to me right now, as a matter of fact. Like you, I'm just trying to keep smiling and keep writing. Writing...along with a person or two, it's been my saving grace these last few weeks. Believe me, I've been writing like a maniac lately. Dunno what that means, but it sure as hell is hella fun, man. LOL.

Tell me, have you read Mystic River? I just finished it today, and man, FUCK!!! Dennis Lehane is the author...I got my hands on Shutter yesterday before I was even done with Mystic River. Yep, that's just how excellent a writer this dude is. You should check him out. He also wrote Gone, Baby Gone, which I haven't seen or read yet. Of course, I'll be reading it first. Glad to know yer doing aight, bro. Breathing's a start, right?

Thing'sll look up soon, trust me.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Thank you for your comment, Ben. I will definitely check out your friend!

Your LA description was on it! I was actually surprised to see that you aren't in Cali. You put me right there, on the fucking crowded ass freeways. Definitely NOT my favorite place.

I would love it if you read my story 'People Like Me'. The similarities in our writing styles for these pieces is uncanny. If, only, the first couple of paragraphs, of course.

Normally I don't go around pimpin' my work, but this request simply had to be voiced.

I will look over much more of your work tonight.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Umstead...we will talk soon.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


NYU Tisch...cool, very cool.

It sounds as if your life is an ongoing adventure...you know me by now, Umstead. I think that sounds excellent. Is it a month-to-month thing? Lemme know.

Me? I'm aight, man. Living, breathing, and writing. I aint rich or in possession of all that I want, but hey, that's what makes a writer a writer, right? AT least at first.

The need of getting yourself to a higher plane in life.

Well, that's one of the things. Of course, the sheer love of writing (lying, lol) is the primary motivation for me.

I'm alive, dude. LOL.

Blacked out?

You know, there might be something in such a thing. Something worth writing about.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.

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Posted 1 Year Ago


Umstead...Berg-Man is back!

Excellent, aint it, man?

How you doing?

Oh shit...I see new peices here. I'm on 'em.

Hawksmoor...From The Bleed.