T. L. O'Neal : Writing

Rusty the Extraordinary, Fantastic and Incredible Cat

Rusty the Extraordinary, Fantastic and Incredible ..

A Poem by T. L. O'Neal


When the kids were young and got home from school, they would ask what Rusty did that day. I would always make up something to amuse the. Years later ..
Blind Dates and Other Afflictions

Blind Dates and Other Afflictions

A Story by T. L. O'Neal


This is about how screwed up blind dates can be. True story.
The Price of Pain

The Price of Pain

A Poem by T. L. O'Neal


The Price of Pain Written by T. L. O’Neal What is the price of my pain Is it at the cost of happiness Or at the expense of love… ..
Come Blow Your Horn

Come Blow Your Horn

A Story by T. L. O'Neal


Another story about dear old Dad.
Mama's Wake

Mama's Wake

A Story by T. L. O'Neal


This is about the people you meet at a wake. True story.
Birthday Party from Hell

Birthday Party from Hell

A Poem by T. L. O'Neal


Birthday Party from Hell Written by: T. L. O’Neal Nasty little kids With s**t-eating grins Banging on the door Waiting to get in I hat..
Redneck Culture

Redneck Culture

A Poem by T. L. O'Neal


Redneck Culture Written by: T.L. O’Neal Whether they come from The North or from the South Rednecks abound everywhere You can tell by the..
The Purple Boom-a-Rang (Or how I nearly broke my penis)

The Purple Boom-a-Rang (Or how I nearly broke my p..

A Story by T. L. O'Neal


(Mature in nature) This isn't erotica, just my stupid luck. True story.
Cow Dodging

Cow Dodging

A Story by T. L. O'Neal


This is what a little creative driving can do. True story.
An American Redneck in Paris, and Italy Too - part 3

An American Redneck in Paris, and Italy Too - part..

A Story by T. L. O'Neal


(Murphys Law is still in effect even in Europe. Not sure who Murphy was, but damn he mustve had a hard life.)