Finding this site to be extremely limiting in it's usefulness to me. Hence forth, may or may not be making appearances in the future.
First off I should piont out;
I am maybe a little overcritical on certain things, but I try to be helpful and give advice that is consructive - Only had one problem with this so far, but thought I'd clarify for everyone.
If you do happen to take offence by any comments I might leave on your work then I am truly sorry, and please don't take it personally.
Writing is a business, and it must be treated as such.
If you can't take critism, then you're in the wrong industry.
One thing the nineties was missing, but the future will definately have - Zombies!
So now about me I suppose;
I've been writing little bits and bobs since I can remember.
My nan encouraged me to be good at and to enjoy english, and reading.
When I was about 8 or 9 I started to write my first book called 'The Wand of Crystal Magic' [told you I was young], which I didn't keep being so young which is a shame, but since then I've just never stopped writing.
Now at 21 I have folders upon folders of short stories, poems and projects in the pipelines.
I am English, NOT British!
I've always lived in England, and I've never been abroad. I've been to Scotland once, and Wales thrice.
I am an ex uni student who studied Writing Contemporary Fiction, my lecturers were all established writers/poets and playwrights so my work there was highly critiqued, as a result it's pretty hard to hurt my feelings.
Seamus Finnegan is bloody amazing at everything.
My extensive book collection is taken up primarily by Deaver, Gerritsen, Lovecraft and Patterson.
My dream is to have a room and convert it into a library, where I can work and listen to the old 12" vinyls on a proper record player.
I have a small collection of what I refer to as 'life lessons'. Some people have said they're stupid ramblings, and some have said they're insightful.. They've always helped me.
I now have one alias; Cuntfeatures.
I found too many are confusing.
I have been published in a local college magazine. I have also been published in a collective works as a result of winning some contest many moons ago [not that I remember any of the details for this].
Oh. And; 'If it's not green, it's mean.'
So yea, my memory is shocking.
Please let me know what you think of my work.
I'll be sure to return the reviews, even it does take me a while.