Crazy Cat Man : Writing

The Uprising Of The Unpaid Interns

The Uprising Of The Unpaid Interns

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


If we don't start getting paid soon. We will start riots throughout the city and the world.
My Dark Knight Rising

My Dark Knight Rising

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A new romantic poem from me :P
Chivalry Is Dead

Chivalry Is Dead

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


The title says it all :P
Raping My Eardrums

Raping My Eardrums

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about a dumb girl who keeps calling and talking about her dating problems. I'm like why do you keep calling me. I told her that she's easy and ..
The Morning After

The Morning After

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about the awkwardness of a one night stand :P
Scared Straight Sketch

Scared Straight Sketch

A Screenplay by Crazy Cat Man


A sketch about a college friend who wants to go to jail so he can scare kids into going straight.
The Guyfriend Cockblocker

The Guyfriend Cockblocker

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about a hot girl's platonic guyfriend who cockblocks every guy that wants to date his hot lady friend. haha dude should get a girlfriend
A Beast And A Beauty

A Beast And A Beauty

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about Ronda Rousey. The Women's UFC Strikeforce Champion
Quickee

Quickee

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


Another funny erotica sex poem.
I Am The Bridge

I Am The Bridge

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


I'm tired of being the rebound guy which I help girls find their next real boyfriends while I'm just being used.