Hello Kitty

Hi there! I am me... ty for reading this long etravagent blog. I am sure that by the time I am done, it will be over 50 characters. I'll count them even. I am counting this paragraph as my blog, not my contest box, 'cause that will vary... Okay, here is is. My bio is 416 characters long, including these letters here saying how long it is, and also all of the spaces. Don't forget to check out my contest(s)



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P.S. (this is a parody) The shockingly frosty road to hell is naively paved with irresistibly lame adverbs.



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Sorry if this little story offends, but seriously, what can you say about it: (no, I did not come up with this, some one sent this to me... =) )

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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. the teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. the teacher asked the little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: yes
TEACHER:Tommy do you see the grass outside.
TOMMY: yes
TEACHER go on outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: ok. he returned a few minutes later: yes i saw the sky.
TEACHER: did you see God up ther?
TOMMY: no
TEACHER: thats my point. we cant see God because he isnt there. possibly he doesnt exist

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask tommy a couple questions. the teacher agrees and the little girl asked the boy.....
GIRL: Tommy?
TOMMY: yes?
GIRL: do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: yessssss!
GIRL: tommy do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: yes
GIRL: do you see her brain?
TOMMY: no
GIRL: then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one.(YOU GO GIRL)
For we walk by faith, and not by sight. IIcorinthians 5:7
Dont forget to pass this on! i love this one. Everyone should send this to everyone they know, especially with prayer restricted in schools. Repost if you believe in God!


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*/_A $50 lesson_/*

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents,
liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were
President what would be the first thing you would do? '
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, ' But you don't have to
wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye
and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

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