J. A. Svercek

J. A. Svercek

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http://www.jasvercek.com
Austin, TX
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About Me

J. A. Svercek is a reformed hitman for the KGB who splits his time between feeding ducks and wrestling crocodiles in the Amazon. He is never in one place for more than a second, which throws off his many enemies from his former life. (He also sleeps with one eye open and both legs moving.)

As a child, Svercek performed in a circus as a lion tamer but was forced to retire prematurely after one of his arms was eaten (by the strongman...it was a harsh winter). In recovery, while enjoying his severance package of 10 tonnes of peanuts, Svercek began writing poetry. He later joined a theater troupe as a playwright and part-time set design guy. Eventually, Svercek's involvement with a local politician's daughter incited a hefty bounty, which he escaped by fleeing Croatia for the USSR. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Svercek's time with the KGB is classified (not by the KGB but by the CIA which has borrowed many techniques that he pioneered).

Svercek has no children, but his clone currently lives in South Africa and is unaware of his existence.


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Posted 8 Years Ago


What happened to Confessions over afternoon tea? Did you rename it? I miss it.

Hope you're good.

--Cecile

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Posted 8 Years Ago


sure.

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Posted 8 Years Ago


hwo r u?

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Posted 8 Years Ago


Kind of.

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Posted 8 Years Ago


You make it hard to be mad at you.
Or take things out on you.
Shakespeare is different!
...nevermind.
Blah.

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Posted 8 Years Ago


When you decide to come to Oxford let me know and I'll try and buy you a pint in an excellent pub.
J

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Posted 8 Years Ago


Congrats on the upcoming anthology addition: well deserved =)

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Posted 8 Years Ago


hiya Jake! ---mishel
J

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Posted 8 Years Ago


Busy as usual, bloody tired after my holidays, haha (it's warm and summery down here in the Southern Hemisphere). I've decided to make more of an effort with this site, as much as I can, yup.
J

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Posted 8 Years Ago


Back again? Me too, kinda. Ha.