ParanoidSchizoAngel

"I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human."
--Tool
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Relationship Status:
❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist *Cough*DanteSparda*Cough*


READ REQUESTS: I'm a horror junkie; my love for the dark, deranged, gothic, occult
writing is great and I strongly prefer [& BEG] anyone to send requests to read his/her horror & depravity ^-^
I also love and enjoy fantasy/adventure, eroticas (especially "reader-insert" ones -blushes-), unconventional, surreal, weird, absurd, satire/parody writings and am more likely to review said pieces in those styles. I'm also interested in Devil May Cry/DantexReader, Silent Hill, Resident Evil 4/LeonxReader, Naruto/KakashixReader, and Final Fantasy 7/SephirothxReader, RenoxReader, VincentxReader fan-fiction :3

I do NOT enjoy reading:
TEEN ANGST
ROMANCE/LOVE STORIES (unless its dark/gothic/twisted/demented or any of the fanfics mentioned above.)
RANTS/SLOPPY VENTING IN POETRY/PROSE FORM (there's NOTHING artistic or meaningful in that s****y style you call poetry, that's blogging...the annoying kind no one likes reading...you burk)
SUICIDE NOTES/EMO WRITING
YOUR LAME QUOTES & JOKES

You can try and send me that kind of stuff but don't expect a review/rate from me...


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So here's a lil about me personally: I'm a gamer; proud console w***e.
I attended and graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Currently watching/obsessed with The Munsters, Naruto, Hellsing OVA...
and recently came out of the closet that I'm an otaku.
I'm engaged to Dante Sparda and work at his Devil May Cry building as his sexy secretary ;D


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In regards to my display name, its just a name--please stop messaging me
and asking if I'm really a paranoid schizophrenic. If you came across someone on here
named xXxDyingRosexXx would you actually believe that's what he/she is???
Com'on now.




Regarding my work:
Its sometimes emotional & insightful...and yes,
I'd even go so far as to say thought-provoking--but most important:
Its unconventional, surreal, absurd, nonsensical,
dark, shallow, crude, and in a subtle, indirect manner messes with your head.
Keep in mind I'm the one sittin' back with tongue-in-cheek,
giggling at the one trying to figure me and my work out;
as if there's some life-changing "subliminal" message
I'm relaying to you from a conversation I heard between a toaster and paperclip.


With that out of the way, all the reader needs to know:
I'm a storyteller. Plain and simple.




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"You are an explorer, and you represent our species,
and the greatest good you can do is to bring back a new
idea, because our world is endangered by the absence of
good ideas. Our world is in crisis because of the
absence of consciousness." ~Terence McKenna





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