Pork Chopkins : Writing

Jonas Hartley, the Census Bureau, and the 12-Ton Mechanized War Machine

Jonas Hartley, the Census Bureau, and the 12-Ton M..

A Book by Pork Chopkins


Once upon a time in Iowa, there as a sexually-questionable boy with had several smart-a*s friends and a mother who suffered from PTSD and they all spe..
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A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Two young boys and a self-entitled lesbian talk about their respective tastes in women on the way home from school one day.
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A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Jonas joins his wreck-of-a-mother, hiding in the basement for fear that government workers are out to get her. Meanwhile, his fifteen-year-old sister..
Abortions

Abortions

A Book by Pork Chopkins


20-year-old college student returns to his hometown in southern Ohio after his first year of college, and deals with a number of bizarre circumstances..
Oh Comely (Part I)

Oh Comely (Part I)

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Toby--George's friend from college who's visiting him--gets his first glimpse of the intoxicating alluring Comely Sprague.
Betty & the Tremendous Leach

Betty & the Tremendous Leach

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Flower child Betty Roots finds it hard to love absolutely all of Mother Nature's creatures when she awakes to find a giant leech on her doorstep.
Fourteen Laxatives

Fourteen Laxatives

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Toby OD's on Exlax
Sweet Communist

Sweet Communist

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


You should be nice to telemarketers... some of them are coked-up, gun-toting communists.
Sharing Your Bed

Sharing Your Bed

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


George and Toby's romantically platonic relationship explained... kind of.
Georgetown Transgender Beatdown

Georgetown Transgender Beatdown

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


In a town where one George can beat the s**t out of another George and then get a sex change all in the same year...

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