Shy Joe : Writing

Unconscious audience

Unconscious audience

A Chapter by Shy Joe


The best stories are not written by man. They're witnessed and lived. And they will break you.
The king's jester

The king's jester

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Everyone wants you to be funny, entertaining, and make them laugh. What a f*****g joke. The real trick in life is to find humor in your own perils. ..
Furry tongue

Furry tongue

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Have you ever got caught up in the heat of the moment and jammed your tongue into someone's belly button and found an excessive amount of belly button..
Hindenburg

Hindenburg

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Sitting here in class listening to my teacher go through 300 lines of code and she lost me at line 29. My main objective now is to fight this fart t..
Live'n the dream

Live'n the dream

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Bought one of those nice fancy minimalist wallets to cover up the fact I have no money. Now I can use the excuse, "I can't fit any money in there..
Good job on your syllables...

Good job on your syllables...

A Chapter by Shy Joe


WOW, that was great! Just made this deep, meaningful, complicated poem. I will just add that to my soon to be famous poem book. Well, now it's time to..
McCaffine

McCaffine

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Did you know when you go to McDonald's you can get a shot of espresso put into any drink? I turned my milkshake into a McTwerk.
Struggling

Struggling

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I'm at a bad place. Mentally, I'm as far down as I've ever been. I don't know what to do. Thinking is hard, my mind is racing, and I'm not able to do ..
Chicken fingers

Chicken fingers

A Chapter by Shy Joe


My version of overcoming obstacles in life is running out of chicken McNuggets and still having barbecue sauce in my little barbecue bowl packet. ..
Don't cross the lines

Don't cross the lines

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Sometimes when I'm fishing, and I'm staring at my bobber, I wait to see my Dads bobber too. I miss my Dad.