Shy Joe : Writing

Live'n the dream

Live'n the dream

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Bought one of those nice fancy minimalist wallets to cover up the fact I have no money. Now I can use the excuse, "I can't fit any money in there..
Good job on your syllables...

Good job on your syllables...

A Chapter by Shy Joe


WOW, that was great! Just made this deep, meaningful, complicated poem. I will just add that to my soon to be famous poem book. Well, now it's time to..
McCaffine

McCaffine

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Did you know when you go to McDonald's you can get a shot of espresso put into any drink? I turned my milkshake into a McTwerk.
Struggling

Struggling

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I'm at a bad place. Mentally, I'm as far down as I've ever been. I don't know what to do. Thinking is hard, my mind is racing, and I'm not able to do ..
Chicken fingers

Chicken fingers

A Chapter by Shy Joe


My version of overcoming obstacles in life is running out of chicken McNuggets and still having barbecue sauce in my little barbecue bowl packet. ..
Don't cross the lines

Don't cross the lines

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Sometimes when I'm fishing, and I'm staring at my bobber, I wait to see my Dads bobber too. I miss my Dad.
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A Chapter by Shy Joe


Most of the time I feel like a useless, walking, bag of meat. I know I am not alone in that category. Probably even narcissistic of me. I don't know. ..
A hole in the rich man's pockets

A hole in the rich man's pockets

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Money doesn't make me happy. I mean, giving it to a good cause certainly would. But just having at doesn't put a smile on my face. I believe I could..
Linguistics

Linguistics

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I just finished reading an article about how moderate drinking improves your ability to learn a second language. It hasn’t helped me at all. ..
Right direction

Right direction

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I was getting scolded by someone I care for, and then she screamed, "When are you going to grow up!?" I replied, ""...when will you quit tying to...