Shy Joe : Writing

Chicken fingers

Chicken fingers

A Chapter by Shy Joe


My version of overcoming obstacles in life is running out of chicken McNuggets and still having barbecue sauce in my little barbecue bowl packet. ..
Don't cross the lines

Don't cross the lines

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Sometimes when I'm fishing, and I'm staring at my bobber, I wait to see my Dads bobber too. I miss my Dad.
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A Chapter by Shy Joe


Most of the time I feel like a useless, walking, bag of meat. I know I am not alone in that category. Probably even narcissistic of me. I don't know. ..
A hole in the rich man's pockets

A hole in the rich man's pockets

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Money doesn't make me happy. I mean, giving it to a good cause certainly would. But just having at doesn't put a smile on my face. I believe I could..
Linguistics

Linguistics

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I just finished reading an article about how moderate drinking improves your ability to learn a second language. It hasn’t helped me at all. ..
Right direction

Right direction

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I was getting scolded by someone I care for, and then she screamed, "When are you going to grow up!?" I replied, ""...when will you quit tying to...
Punchline!

Punchline!

A Chapter by Shy Joe


She gazed longly into my eyes, while biting her lip, and touching her nose to mine. She laid her hand upon my face and whispered, "tell me all your t..
WAH BAM!

WAH BAM!

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Yeh, she's a dork... But she's a hot dork... With eyes, that can make a blind man stutter....
Strides

Strides

A Chapter by Shy Joe


You can tell a lot about someone by the way they walk. I mean, not everything, but quite a bit. You have fast walkers, slow walkers, ones that won't..
Work ahead until all eyes are on you

Work ahead until all eyes are on you

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I don't know what I'm doing