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My strategy of telling women that I turn handsome when they get naked is not going well.
I really don't get it! When I'm at the strip bar, the gir..
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The effectiveness of something, and the appeal of it, have a coinciding relationship. The effectiveness should always be the deciding factor on the ap..
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Sometimes I reminisce of my first friend. The one I failed. I stumbled across Todd when I was just ten years old. He was a Lab/Golden Retriever mix. ..
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To wear myself out so that I can sleep at night, I practice my knife hand strikes in front of the bathroom mirror, naked, right after I get out of the..
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Does alcohol make the creative..or does the creative beg for alcohol
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Today was a great day of numbing. The weather was intoxicating for a late
February day. The 70 degree heat wave brought heavy rains. They stopped
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You
know you're Dead Tired first thing in the morning when you Lookout the
back window and you see this strange orange and white entity, walking
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I want to be a stronger person.That's all I want in life. I want be strong for myself and for others.
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Last night at work, I ate spaghetti and Gatorade on break. The rest of the day I was burping it up. The burps tasted like SpaghettiOs and Kool-Aid. ..
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Okay. So there I am at McDonald's ordering my favorite drink, medium mocha frappe with a shot of expresso. And the girl taking my order says, "Mmm. ..
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