The Lemon Parade

I was that girl...the girl who got made fun of, the one that was 5'2 in the 5th grade with b***s, the one that had braces and was painfully awkward. God bless the late bloomers!

I am a small town girl from south Alabama. I graduated from the University of Alabama (ROLL TIDE!) and I can now be found in the big city of Atlanta...the New York of the South...

I love my dog Peter, my cat Kiiiiiiiiiidy boy, cheese danishes, thrift store shopping, hot pink party dresses, stilettos, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, budweiser or vodka water with a lime, chatting over coffee, cigarettes, ceramic cats, shot glasses, ALABAMA FOOTBALL (ROLL TIDE ROLL),my sister, creating original songs on my harmonica, the BLUES, thinking of wonderfully ridiculous inventions and answering the phone with my harmonica.

Inspired by life, I write a lot about what is going on around me..no science fiction or erotic fantasies here...sorry...just relationships, friendships and family...

It has been said that a good writer reads more than he writes, and that being said, I love to read. What better inspiration than a thought provoking piece of literature? I find value in almost anything so I am happy to read and review any work, just be prepared for honesty. I can give you the grand perspective of a 25 year old, in an unhappy job who plans to have a herd of dogs and cats and die an old maid!


***** Feel free to "rain on my parade" every now and again. If no one did, how would the flowers that line the streets bloom?"**********