My name's Alex. I'm a writer. I hope this website makes you cry or smile or laugh or grimace. I hope that everythingsings can be everything that you love and hate and admire and despise. Most of the s**t I write isn't actually intended to evoke any sort of emotional response from the reader but that is what I want to happen, I guess, I write to get my own insanity outside of my skull and I put it somewhere where I feel like it'll probably get picked up by someone else who will then be forced to place it inside their skull so I won't have to deal with that s**t anymore because writing is the outlet I got to make the voices stop, figuratively, of course... Anyway, welcome to everythingsings.org and I hope you don't bleed on my website or pick your nose and wipe it on anything around here and I really do hope that you read something that makes you appreciate words and the way that some people (me) use them to get rid of both s****y or good feelings.
ACTUALLY, I want you to feel like I just cracked your brain with a bat made entirely of poetry and prose and words and emotions and love and hate and everything all stuck together with scotch tape and glue and I hope that s**t gives you an emotional concussion of some kind and you limp out of here a new person, perhaps a few brain cells lighter, but a new person nonetheless.