Captain Goldpants

Perennial traveller of the soul and other lost continents. Seeking those of pure heart and fishnet stocking for adventures in sleazy motels and making life like the movie we want it to be. Powerful creators and oh hang on, wrong web site.

I learned to write when I was four. I used to start in the middle of the page and write down, and then start at the top of the page - which infuriated my teacher. I learned to write joined up when I was about six. I stopped writing joined up when I was about eleven.

I write in the most unstructured and messy manner when it comes to sustained work. I write very directly from the heart, with poor regard for structure, rhythm or grammar. As long as it makes SENSE in some way. In fact, even that is no prerequisite. Everything I write is simply by compulsion. I never try and write anything. I never have writers block, because writing is not a chore like taking a morning crap. It is more like f*****g or something, I just have to do it.

The writing I put here has passed no litmus, or check of control. It is feral and has done a runner from quarantine. I hope you enjoy the varying shades of quality. Don't let it bite you, you'll catch something nasty.

Everything I have written here is a true story Something that I have experienced. I kid you not. I don't know any other way to write.

That advert below this is nothing to do with me.