Adult Swim  January 28, 2009 - February 18, 2009

Reading and Deliberating


this contest has nothing to do with cartoons, or swimming.

i want to read your poems or stories or whatever you have, as long as it's not kid friendly. it needs to be rated mature, and should have some combination of sex, drugs, violence, and profanity. hopefully all four.
thank you very much : ]

also, the real winner is the one who gets the sixth award, Mephistopheles.
that's the lucky person who gets baked goods and five dollars.


$5, possibly cookies. or brownies.


gloriously gritty gloriously gritty
something completely different something completely different
especially sexy especially sexy
gold badge of badginess gold badge of badginess
especially gory and wonderful especially gory and wonderful
mephistopheles mephistopheles


Durham, NC


12 Contestants
27 Submissions
Created Jan 28, 2009

Submit Submit Writing


  • Any Member can Submit
  • All types of Writing can be Submitted
  • All Genres of Writing can be Submitted
  • Each Contestant May Submit 3 Pieces of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 1/28/2009 - 2/18/2009
  • Winners will be decided by the Moderator


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