Are you bad enough?  September 12, 2009 - January 16, 2010

Reading and Deliberating

Details

I want proof that this website isn't comprised of a bunch of p***y poets and bad fanfiction writers who can make a grammar nazi rage until he begs for a holocaust.

Give me some bad-a*s/funny as hell stuff to shove down my throat along with pizza and pepsi and you just might prove a point* and get first prize.

Also, one award per user.

*Point being that you're not a p***y/moron.**
**That does mean you're a f*g if you lose.

So what're you waiting for? Click that submit button and upload the s**t out of your creativity.

Prizes are as following:

#1 - Grand prize, you're the first in the badass and comedy category.
#2 - Best in the badass category.
#3 - Best in the comedy category.
#4 - 2nd best in the badass category.
#5 - 2nd best in the comedy category.
#6 - 3rd best in the badass category.
#7 - 3rd best in the comedy category.
#8 - If you got this, you suck and shouldn't have submitted in the first place so don't complain.

Prizes

You

Awards

The damn pinnacle of badassery and comedy. The damn pinnacle of badassery and comedy.
Badass. Badass.
A god amongst jokers. A god amongst jokers.
Kickass. Kickass.
Funnier than a whole lot of dick jokes. Funnier than a whole lot of dick jokes.
Sweet-a*s attempt at a badass piece. Sweet-a*s attempt at a badass piece.
There were some laughs. Could be better though. There were some laughs. Could be better though.
A*s. You get an award for being the worst. A*s. You get an award for being the worst.

Moderator

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Democratic Republic of the Congo

Stats

13 Contestants
34 Submissions
429 Views
Created Sep 12, 2009

Submit Submit Writing

Rules

  • Any WritersCafe.org Member can Submit
  • All types of Writing can be Submitted
  • All Genres of Writing can be Submitted
  • Each Contestant May Submit 5 Pieces of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 9/12/2009 - 1/16/2010
  • Winners will be decided by the Moderator

Disclaimer

. is solely responsible for the content of this contest, including all promised prizes. Take any promises of large monetary awards with a grain of salt. Contact . if you have any further questions.


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