Attack of the Fluffy Lobster-Cat Things  August 25, 2007 - September 26, 2007

Contest Completed

Congratulations

1st Place - You Should Be Locked Up! - [writing deleted]
2nd Place - Not Safe In Society. - [writing deleted]
3rd Place - Does Not Play Well With Others. - [writing deleted]

Details

I would like poems or stories that demonstrate your ability to weave the most bizarrely insane tales imaginable They must have the two following ingredients:

Humour and Horror / Sci-Fi / Crime.

I want something odd that doesn't fit together ie. Woodlice with cannons strapped to their backs / swearing mice / intellectual lime jelly / transvestite lambs - anything that people will read and think WTF?

And remember, swearing IS big and clever so fill your boots!

You have a month - get cracking!! ;-)

Prizes

Me saying - 'Yeah that was good!' oh, and some ribbons.

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HoWiE
HoWiE
Plymouth,, Devon, United Kingdom

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Created Aug 25, 2007

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