Alrighty! I have decided to make a contest that has some tricky rules. Remember kids, it isn't to late to turn back now.
1: You must refer to any singular persons as multiples. (I, me, my must be refered to as We, us, ours.)( speak like gollum)
2: In your Piece you enter, you must include the line ... "Erotic, like an old bag-pipe."
3: You must have at least 5 references to black holes within your piece.
4: In your piece you enter, you have to include an overwieght panda eating a baby.
5: You must have a something fall from the sky.
6: Include the number 679
7: include the words damn, doppleganger, Joyous, Xylem, quart, vacant, dastardly and Disfunction.
Poems must include:
1: A wheel chair falling down a flight of stairs
2: a pony
3: Vegans throwing paint at people.
Stories must include:
1: Spontanious Combustion.
2: A woman merged into a wall.
3:A talking plant that smokes it's own leaves.