Can you Beat The Insanity?  May 7, 2007 - June 10, 2007

Contest Completed


Chaotic... Like Scissors Thrust into a Metal Wall - [writing deleted]
.....Insanity isn - [writing deleted]
I Killed JFK. - [writing deleted]


Alrighty! I have decided to make a contest that has some tricky rules. Remember kids, it isn't to late to turn back now.


1: You must refer to any singular persons as multiples. (I, me, my must be refered to as We, us, ours.)( speak like gollum)
2: In your Piece you enter, you must include the line ... "Erotic, like an old bag-pipe."
3: You must have at least 5 references to black holes within your piece.
4: In your piece you enter, you have to include an overwieght panda eating a baby.
5: You must have a something fall from the sky.
6: Include the number 679
7: include the words damn, doppleganger, Joyous, Xylem, quart, vacant, dastardly and Disfunction.

Poems must include:
1: A wheel chair falling down a flight of stairs
2: a pony
3: Vegans throwing paint at people.

Stories must include:
1: Spontanious Combustion.
2: A woman merged into a wall.
3:A talking plant that smokes it's own leaves.



A shiny Trophy, a link of one of your poems or stories (of your choice) on my profile. An imaginary muffin that looks reaally tastie.


Aaron J. Wald
Aaron J. Wald
Plymouth, MN


Created May 6, 2007