Can you Beat The Insanity?  May 7, 2007 - June 10, 2007

Contest Completed

Congratulations

Chaotic... Like Scissors Thrust into a Metal Wall - [writing deleted]
.....Insanity isn - [writing deleted]
I Killed JFK. - [writing deleted]

Details

Alrighty! I have decided to make a contest that has some tricky rules. Remember kids, it isn't to late to turn back now.

Rules:

1: You must refer to any singular persons as multiples. (I, me, my must be refered to as We, us, ours.)( speak like gollum)
2: In your Piece you enter, you must include the line ... "Erotic, like an old bag-pipe."
3: You must have at least 5 references to black holes within your piece.
4: In your piece you enter, you have to include an overwieght panda eating a baby.
5: You must have a something fall from the sky.
6: Include the number 679
7: include the words damn, doppleganger, Joyous, Xylem, quart, vacant, dastardly and Disfunction.

Poems must include:
1: A wheel chair falling down a flight of stairs
2: a pony
3: Vegans throwing paint at people.

Stories must include:
1: Spontanious Combustion.
2: A woman merged into a wall.
3:A talking plant that smokes it's own leaves.

Gl...hf

Prizes

A shiny Trophy, a link of one of your poems or stories (of your choice) on my profile. An imaginary muffin that looks reaally tastie.

Moderator

Aaron J. Wald
Aaron J. Wald
Plymouth, MN

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