Decoding Utter Nonsense--- With Guidelines  February 24, 2008 - March 30, 2008

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So creative you may need psychological help. - Birds of a feather

Details

Basically here is the gist... your job is to write a story... a cohesive story... with the nonsensical elements from one of the two groups below. Do not cross elements from the two groups and you must use every item. The story can be any genre.

Group 1.
Chinese Acrobat
Public restroom
ice pick
Nintendo Wii
A small cult
the sentence "Put that down, you'll put Carl Rove's eye out" and it cannot be referring to the ice pick.
table tennis

Group 2.
Bosnian Botanist
dark alley
five eagle feathers
basketball
Scientology
The sentence, "I didn't know that Charles Barkley could do that." and it cannot have to do with basketball.
curling (the olympic sport)

Remember although this is supposed to make sense it does not have to be serious. Have fun with this people, I'm looking forward to all of the creative adaptations.

Prizes

$0.00, Sorry, I

Moderator

Jeb
Jeb
Dawsonville, GA

Stats

2 Contestants
2 Submission
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Created Feb 24, 2008