F**k love, make me a pie  August 10, 2007 - August 20, 2007

Reading and Deliberating


Write about anything but love, like, sex, or any related topics. I was looking through the list of contests and Goddammit, what is it with people and love? Writing about it won't make you understand it or get closer to it. Jesus, some people really need to masturbate more often. But yeah, contest of anything but love. Good luck.


A yak.


Strawberry pie(with whipped cream) Strawberry pie(with whipped cream)
Pumpkin pie Pumpkin pie
Low-fat pie Low-fat pie
Cake? Cake?


King Pooface
King Pooface
Saskatoon, Canada


Created Aug 10, 2007

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  • Each Contestant May Submit 1 Piece of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 8/10/2007 - 8/20/2007
  • Winners will be decided by the Moderator


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