Merry Times; Merry Measures (drunk pieces)  November 20, 2010 - January 20, 2011

Reading and Deliberating


I want pieces about being drunk. Anything about being drunk: happy drunk, sad drunk, raging drunk; whatever works. I will take stories and poems (please no chapters) and I'm not providing a word limit, though if it's too long for me to read it in a decent amount of time, it won't be considered for a prize or even finished reading (so no review).* I'll at least message you and let you know. Fair enough? Wait. This is my contest. I say that's fretty pucking fair. Now get to boozing and send me those pieces.


quality reviews on every piece you enter*


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8 Contestants
13 Submissions
Created Nov 20, 2010

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  • Any Member can Submit
  • All types of Writing can be Submitted
  • All Genres of Writing can be Submitted
  • Each Contestant May Submit 4 Pieces of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 11/20/2010 - 1/20/2011
  • Winners will be decided by the Moderator


Kristen E. Haynes is solely responsible for the content of this contest, including all promised prizes. Take any promises of large monetary awards with a grain of salt. Contact Kristen E. Haynes if you have any further questions.