NASCAR IS NO JOKE!  April 16, 2007 - April 23, 2007

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In my part of the world, NASCAR is a sacred rite of passage, but some out there may not take it so seriously, so lets have your best NASCAR jokes! Take a break from the more serious side of writing and let your wit run wild.

Prizes

$Lasci il buon rullo di periodi!, Titles: 1st: Daytona, 2nd: Bristol, 3rd: Big Wheels

Awards

Daytona Award - You are a bona-fide Redneck! Daytona Award - You are a bona-fide Redneck!
Bristol Award - Great job even if you did write it sitting on top of your cousin Bubba's camper in the infield when ya shouda been watchin' the race. Bristol Award - Great job even if you did write it sitting on top of your cousin Bubba's camper in the infield when ya shouda been watchin' the race.
Pit Crew Award - The driver might not think it's funny, but the crew does! Pit Crew Award - The driver might not think it's funny, but the crew does!

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Joanne Flatt
Joanne Flatt
Sapphire, NC

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Created Apr 9, 2007

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  • Any WritersCafe.org Member can Submit
  • All types of Writing can be Submitted
  • All Genres of Writing can be Submitted
  • Each Contestant May Submit 3 Pieces of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 4/16/2007 - 4/23/2007
  • Winners will be decided by User Votes

Disclaimer

Joanne Flatt is solely responsible for the content of this contest, including all promised prizes. Take any promises of large monetary awards with a grain of salt. Contact Joanne Flatt if you have any further questions.