In honor of my favorite comedian - CHRISTOPHER TITUS!
"63% of American families are now considered dysfunctional. My god! That means we're the majority!"
"Screw normal. You know why because if you're normal, the crowd will accept you but it's you're deranged... the crowd will make you their leader."
Basically... this contest is about dysfunction. A dysfunctional family (ANTI-DAD), a dysfunctional relationship (Case #246-B), anything with dysfunctional -- and don't get me wrong, I want to hear your pain just put it in joke form that's all.
FUNNY and DYSFUNCTIONAL. If it's not funny/humorous/comical... don't enter it. If you've never seen Christopher Titus' uncut performance of Norman Rockwell is Bleeding... please go to youtube and watch it before you enter so you understand entirely what dysfunctional humor is. (It's also the best thing ever, so watch it anyway!)
NO BOOKS OR CHAPTERS. Short stories must be under 2000 words. Grammar and spelling are important.