Rejection Contest  April 1, 2007 - December 10, 2007

Reading and Deliberating


Visit for a list of rejected magazine titles and band names. Each piece entered must use one or more of the rejected names in some way, shape or form.


Publication in the Winter 2008 issue of Slurve


Lutefisk Lutefisk
Prophylactic Sedition Prophylactic Sedition
You've Got Dysentary! You've Got Dysentary!
Huh? Huh?
Rodeo Clown Rodeo Clown
Circus Freak Circus Freak
Dead Ex-Grilfriend Dead Ex-Grilfriend
Xenophobic Lover Xenophobic Lover
Terrified of Weasels Terrified of Weasels
TPing Ned Lamont's House TPing Ned Lamont's House
Drowning Polar Bears Drowning Polar Bears
That's a Big Motza Ball That's a Big Motza Ball
Toupee Toupee
Largesse Largesse



Created May 3, 2007

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  • Any Member can Submit
  • All types of Writing can be Submitted
  • All Genres of Writing can be Submitted
  • Each Contestant May Submit 1 Piece of Writing
  • Writing may be submitted 4/1/2007 - 12/10/2007
  • Winners will be decided by the Moderator


Slurve is solely responsible for the content of this contest, including all promised prizes. Take any promises of large monetary awards with a grain of salt. Contact Slurve if you have any further questions.