Do you believe in pure surrealist joy? Have you broken loose from the chokehold of logic and drunk deep from the reservoir of dreams?
If so, you might just have a mind fraught enough with nutty crap to pen something extraordinarily unusual.
Let your keyboard be your vent and submit any writing, without restriction - how could there be, to the most liberated contest at the WC.
No rules exist. And for inspiration, take with you the words of the inimitable Andre Breton, who wisely imparted: The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot
Money, pah, you shall be rewarded in scallops cut into jigsaw pieces and placed together to form a picture of the Taj Mahal at sunset