Write a humourous short story or poem featuring the above named protagonist 'Glenn Mahogany' - the rules are simple:
i) It must involve religion in some form ie. God / Angels / Lucifer / Revelation etc.
ii) The story must begin with the line: 'The most alarming thing about Glenn Mahogany was...'
iii) It must end with the line: 'Needless to say, I had the last laugh.'
Bad language / blasphemy / and things in general poor taste are more than welcome, it's those kinds of things that I find most amusing.
Make the story / poem unusual, wacky, intelligent and above all - funny.
As a little background - Glenn Mahogany is a character in a forthcoming novel of mine 'Glenn Mahogany - Agent of God' and surrounds an ex-Navy conspiracy theorist who is recruited by Heaven to investigate various nefarious deeds etc etc... - None of this has to feature in your piece but if you want to use it, you can, I'm just looking for the most original and interesting version of him.
You have until my birthday to finish it... now begone!!
PS. For $10.00 - read 10.00... yes that's right, TEN WHOLE ENGLISH POUNDS! If you're not English, don't worry, you can change it when you get it :)