Let's write a book about ponies!

Let's write a book about ponies!

A Lesson by Mike Lamb
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This is the bestest lesson ever! :)

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so hey wellcom to ponies riting class im the teecher and todey were goin to right a book abott poneys becawse poniys are baetufiul. ok first wen you want to wrte book you have to nam youre pony cuz names are importent. than you have to deside wat colour you want youre ponei to be it cuold be wite or brown or pink with glittr sprakles. next you need...

 

Yeah...Sorry, I was just f-ing with you. This isn't actually a lesson. I just really wanted to do that. I've been hanging around this site too much. I can feel my brain beginning to atrophy.

 

Go away, there's no candy here.



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Posted 4 Years Ago


Gee, I thought it was a lesson on spelling!

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Posted 5 Years Ago


DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES.
Worst case of false advertising since the Never Ending Story.

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Posted 6 Years Ago


What the story really needs is a way to work in the fact that the pony is secretly a half-vampire/half-angel/half-farie/half-dragon/half-hedgehog ninja who is dating a gargoyle/rutabaga/catgirl (also a ninja, but a nice one) who goes to the same high school... And use "txt" abbreviations whenever possible. That's what people want to see!

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Posted 6 Years Ago


poeni gits wattur frum teh oshun and tehn teh peoni flys hoom bcuz it drenk enuf wattur.

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Dat wuld, like, so todaly be teh bestest contest evar!
And so cute, too.
However, I'm a little concerned that some people might take it seriously.

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Posted 6 Years Ago


I'm tempted to make up a contest to see who can write the crappiest misspelled pony story of all time. Bonus points for including the phrase "glittr sprakles."

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Posted 6 Years Ago


And here's a severed head made of punctuation :)

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Aww, just when I thought I'd found something I could enthusiastically write about...
Very funny. I'm reminded of how they say it takes a great singer to sing truly terribly. I mean, you can't go more than two or three words of this "lesson" before running into an intentional mistake. That must have taken alot of work. Haha, good way to start the day.

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Posted 6 Years Ago


Damn.
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Mike Lamb
Mike Lamb

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Artist, writer, and a drunken lunatic prophet. I am the author of Jack's Inferno, a dark comedy bizarro/horror novel about Hell, previously published through Wordplague (now defunct). I am also a pro..