And all you have to do is win the next CheerReader short story competition.
Entry is just €5 and the closing date is midnight on September 15th.
Maximum story length is 1500 words.
Theme – anything you like, so long as it makes us laugh.
For the full list of rules and regs, visit http://www.cheerreader.co.uk, where you can also read the winning entries and runners-up from the previous competitions.
So, join in, get writing and have fun.
CheerReader – “wagging the funny, making you smile”