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Eagle Cruagh

NOW ! NOW, ORVILLE ! NOW ! 8 Years Ago NOW ! NOW, ORVILLE ! NOW !A Story by Eagle Cruagh    NOW !  NOW, ORVILLE !   NOW !   I keep telling you, Mabel, my name is John.   And so the misdirection proceeded into the night.   What about fore play ?   Who changed that ?   Just when I got it through my head that you are supposed to entertain a long and circuitous route to the promised land, wham !   But, Mabel, a little team play here.  When I have the ball, am I not supposed to score ? No ! I am supposed to give you the ball and you will make the play ?  OK, when do I get to play, Mabel ?   This might be nice.  I love to cuddle, this is nice, Mabel, lay your sweet face here on my ----what a ya mean you got to go ?  Yes, Dear, you go ahead, I`ll be right here waiting for you my love.   Wake up, Orville ~!   Wha ? Where, what ? "Orville, I think there is somebody downstairs. Yes, Dear.  Trudging down the stairs with the fireplace poker at ready, the cat knocks over the fish bowl .   Four O`Clock and Orville`s night begins. This will be continued if you are interested. Let me know: Poor Orville`s nightmares are only beginning. ----Eagle Cruagh

Eagle Cruagh

THE GARDEN SPOT 8 Years Ago The Garden SpotA Story by Eagle Cruagh  Warning This Story is rated Mature and may contain material unsuitable for readers under 18. THE GARDEN SPOT Feelin very lovingAnd the night was warmI started thinkin bout her garden spotNot aware of impending storm See people are always talkingAnd they talk and talk a lotThe subject often turnsTo the same old Garden Spot How did I know bout how the garden growsHeck I thought it was on side of the hillBut when I tried to go down thereShe says you never will Why not I sez I love the smell of that stuffYou pig she sez as I try to sniff her renunkulasMy garden love will not matureTher`s no doubt of that She sez take me homeOur walk in the garden is offI feel so badJust wanted to hoe that patch -----Eagle Cruagh