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AnnaMariaQQss	Bumpy Old Rump Of Mine 12 Years Ago I am stumpy and sorta jumpy,         A bit chunky, if I do say.   When home I love to roam Around in my " Dumpiest Sweats "   For an entire day, some days. However, with all that said,  By my own truths about me...    One thing I've never been,    Is short,squatty or cheeky..  No way,ugh-ugh, not even a how!    Although, my rear end, Is a little low-set these days!     Grumpy is my name most days...        For I'm quite the chump, That loves to slump on my own bump..    By sitting upon my bumpy rump!   Lemme tell ya what it is, I can do... When made to needlessly jump too high...    Or too quickly or eagerly, off my "Mother Humphrey Wide Old Stump "     I get so very thumpish and can force..        The mighty jump, of a mother... With her stumpy bump, for a crumbly old butt!  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Now look below here,If you bravely do dare!                But do so be bold!
Alan Nettleton	Re: Bumpy Old Rump Of Mine 12 Years Ago That's a mighty fine a*s you've got there.
P.N.	Re: Bumpy Old Rump Of Mine 12 Years Ago haha cute , a good read.