Stated simply, we tell better stories. We'll take your sad song, and make it better.
We're devoted to freedom of the pen. The only rules we must adhere to are the rules of language--and even those are elastic.
Emphasis is on telling stories in new, interesting, or otherwise different and fun ways. Writing a japanimation novel? The Love Song Remix? Hate convention? The fourth wall? Aren't quite sure what the big deal is about Shakespeare? Dickens? If yes to any of these, then you may want to inquire about joining. (That's any, but not all. All would just be ridiculous.)
We live fast, die young, and are dangerously. And possibly aspiring alcoholics.
Because Danger lends to Better Stories.