Coffee Break Forum i am up for a laugh! share you..

anyone got anything funny?
share your funnies here. also if you have written a great comedy piece you want reveiwed post the link here.

Q: how many microsoft tech-support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: please continue to hold. Your call is very important to us.
(from the penguin dictonary of mondern humorous quotations)

i have nothing against microsoft, but i did think this was funny.

::tongue:: That's cute.

Here is a link to my blog. It's a bunch of silly but funny little quotes. Here is a sample.
"whenever you doubt if you have writen something right just use spelchek"

You may want to think twice about reading the blog called confession is good for something.

This may sound racists, but I'm Mexican, so I'm playing the Mexican card ::tongue::

A teacher tells her students, "Can anyone make a sentence or two with the words 'liver' and 'cheese'?"
A black student says "I hate liver; I love cheese."
A white student says "I had a liver and cheese sandwich."
Then the Mexican student raises his hand and says "Liver alone! Cheese my sister!"

Haha, maybe not that funny.

lol, you got a giggle from me! ::biggrin::

Instead of cursing I try to make up phrases that are funny to break my habit...Like "Holy Eliza Minelli's jelly rolls" for "Holy S***. or "Mother Donald Trumps hoarse hair" for Mother F*****. Or "That is MIchael Jackson's sparkly glove" for That is so gay. I have some others but i am weary

lol Jon thats a good idea, kids are always doing it but yours sure beat things like suger honey iced tea... ::smile::