Our Weird Family Forum Hi all!

hi

Its great to be a part of the family. I grew up in a large family and oftentimes I miss that.

My particulars are on my profile. I think I might be uncle Dayran ... who went missing for some years ( touring the country ... they say ) and is now back in town.

Look forward to that get-together on occasion ... did we used to do some barbecue? ... so ... what's up? Do you have any beer?

Dayran

I'm probably an older member too. Like the last living great grandparent, coming in slowwwly with my walker.

hi Jake ... how are you doing?

I'm having a fantastic day ... couldn't get to the cash deposit machine at the bank ... didn't have the exact change for the rent. Tomorrow maybe.

You want to be careful with that walker ... old age makes for brittle bones ... but I guess you know that.

Grandfather huh? Bet you're having fun with the kids. Know a Johnson from North Carolina? Used to be a tailor.

Okay ... I'm off ... over ate again at the restaurant. See ya tomorrow.

Dayran

Hey, I'll be a grandchild. Or a niece. thanks for joining by the way

hi there ... little girl ... how are you today?

Have you seen Jake? Dang it! ... has he gone missing too?

So how's school little Ceci ... are you having fun yet? ... I know ... I know ... I know ...its hard without mommy ... but it'll be all right ... you'll make a lot of friends and have fun.

Has anyone seen my pipe? ... Dang thing! ... I think I went and got it lost.

Okay tell mommy uncle Dayran dropped by ... Now you be good you hear!

Day

Well hello brother you best have best have good intentions or I gonna kick some a*s.

daaaaaaaaaad, stop embarrassing me!!!! If you don't i'll tell mom! Need a mom first though.....

Don't start with this again.

I'll do what ever i want.! You're just a bully

you wanna go to bed without dinner?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then silence!

Ok, maybe I'm not quite old enough to be a grandpa. I could be the dad of somebody no older than like 20.

Then I'll be the grandpa 

hi all ... my ... how the family's grown overnight.

Undead ... son ... you gotta wait until you're old enough to speak right. You can take something for that rash before it gets to your pants. And lay off kissing the dogs in the neighborhood.

hi again Ceci ... you're gonna have your hands full with this bunch ... honey. Keep the number to the sanitorium ... near the phone ... and keep that flock glock loaded always. I think they're starting to come in.

Jake ... its good to see you back here ... son. Saw any good movies lately? How did you find Jack Reacher?

Grandpa ... always a pleasure. So she let you out today huh? Be good to granny for once will'ya? Will make a change ... I promise.

Great. hey guys ... this is not a promotion ... but read ' The letters ' ... it'll help with perspectives.

Be good y'all.

Uncle Dayran

I'm always good. I'm an Angel ;)>

Hi grandpa! I'm your grand daughter!

I'm 19. Does that work?

Anyone want a daugther who is 23?