Party! Forum SPEECH NOTIFICATION

There will be a speech by everyone at the party...

Please make them humourous and fairly short :)

Oh lovely. Guess i cant resuse my Leonardo Di Caprio one from university. lol..hmm.

Er....No, I'll be drunk by then.

YAY! Heckling from Ebbys corner.... sounds fabulous already :)

Sspeechesh.....


*downs another Irish Car Bomb*

I wanna toast the makers of the Guiness! Yum!

Unaccoshtomed assh I am to public (collapses into bathtub of ice)

Ladiesh 'n' Gennelshpoonsh
I stand here before you
to stand here behind you
to tell you shumthing
i know nuffink abou'
The entry is free
so plea' pay at the door
there're plenny of seats
so ple' s[h]it on the floor

I f****n love you lot, no, I know. I know I am a bit a little bit drunk, yes I am, I won't pretend I'm not, but I know what I am saying, even thought I am, actually, a little bit drunk but anyway....

er

Yeah, I like properly love you lot, all of you, even you, person who i don't know AT ALL, not AT ALL do I? no, no I dont, but I bloody love you anyway.
Not in a sex way, mind you, not that I'd say no, well, yeah, I would say no to all of you except..

Yeah, well anyway, I just want to say I love you and where is he....where has he gone, anyone? Anyone? ANYONE?

Oh, Ebby...u lovely speech maker ::smile::

Lol.