Stress Room Forum Knock, knock...

Hello?

*stumbles in, trips over the lump in the carpet*

Has anyone been here recently?
I wouldn't think so. I'm the only one that lives here - DAMN! Look at all these bills and newspapers piled up... oh, and that's where my milk went - ew.

It smells in here. And - what the? Yeah, the carpet is like totally ruined now. Has anyone fed the cats?

Oh... I see... the cats got out, ran away. They left me a nice present at least: a dead mouse. At least somebody was doing something around here while I was away.

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i hate you