The Basement Forum Don't turn off the light down ..

Just a few words to the wise, now that you're in the basement...
-Write whatever the f**k you want, so long as you think its funny, someone else may agree.
-Do not request censorship of any author ever.
-Offer only kind words and advice, and the occasional bellowed insult.
-Use the forums to berate me at any given time.
-This is a mature zone. If you cannot handle mature subject matter being handled in extremely immature ways by extremely immature authors (ie, me), please don't complain.
-Per masonic ritual, you will be branded when you enter the club. Membership is permanent. Unless, you know, you quit.
-Treat everyone with respect. Unless someone looks funny. Then mock until your face turns blue.
-If you get kicked out of the group, it means I still don't know how to be a moderator, and I've done something boneheaded.
-Please, please post your stories and review others. In the interest of being a good host, I will wait for others to join and post their stuff before I throw mine on.
-Do not, under any circumstances, eat anything you find down here
Have fun!