The Howie Fan Club Forum Howie Needs Our Love. No Matt..

As Howie goes through the stresses and strains of modern life, being in the Royal Navy, and dealing with a difficult home life we all need to support him.

I'm going to buy him a round of beer. (Wait I can't do that on-line, sorry Howie).

Dear all,

  Thanks very much for all your kind words and concerns - I've been going through a little bit of a rough patch lately but I'm on the mend.  I think it was William Wordsworth who once wrote 's**t happens' (it was one of his lesser know sonnets, I believe).

  I will be getting back to reading all your work and writing some more of my own (more uplifting stuff, Sunny, I promise!!).

  Thanks again you lot and don't worry, the HoWiE-Train will be back on the tracks shortly following a period of defect rectification.

Cheers!!  Take care.

HoWiE ;-)

 

PS. Sunny, I believe there is an internet company who specialises in mailing beer across the world in small plastic bags, so if you find it, I'll have a pint of John Smiths!

Dear Howie,

I'm glad to hear you're feeling a little better... you Brits are a better at the whole "stiff upper lip" thing than we are! The latest promo for BBC America IS "A little Brit different!" If you get tired of all that Stoicism, you know we're here for you.

That having been said, please don't confuse our wholly human compasssion for a license to run amuck in the playground of our all too susceptible hearts and minds. Though I admit the whole wounded puppy dog eyes look is very appealing, our organization will try to resist.

Please STOP repeating ominously, "Resistance is FUTILE!" And who exactly gave you permission to get inside my head, anyway?

BTW - I, too, would be sending you internet beer by the keg, if I did not think you could trace the source and somehow find your way to my doorstep...

 

                               Chantal-Lise

                               (not-so-covert operator/trainer/stalker)

Dear Howie,

I’m sure you do not have to plead for beer internationally.  With as cute as you are (there I finally admitted it) you do not have to plead for pints of brew. 

I would not mind you showing up at my doorstep except you would be met with a bear of a man that is 5 inches taller and weighs at least 50 lbs heavier (convert to stones or grams or whatever you Brits use) who would like to feed you a knuckle sandwich.  He is not reasonable toward young men that I have established a fan club for and since I have only established one fan club you would be in a dangerous position.  Do not find your way to my welcome mat please. 

I do not know what type of relationship Ms. Mirman finds herself in at the moment but as for me I will warn you that the gun laws in Texas are very loose and still resemble those of the Old West in some ways. 

Therefore, for your own safety and since ordering you some beer from some beerinbags.com site will attract you to me further I will not send you any pints of beer in plastic bags.  I won’t do it.  I won’t do it, I say.

My Rationale,

Sunny

I think, if I'm not wrong (and I'm NEVER wrong) that Woody can log onto: www.smash_a_royal_navy_man_in_the_face.com and get me beaten up online for about $10 with an option for leg breakage for an additional $25 - which I think is both a reasonable and competitive price!

You have now put me off visiting Texas for ever, lol, unless the UK decides to invade, in which case I won't have much choice - watch CNN for details.

Cheers!!

Howser-Wowser ;-)