Hello, I write poems.
I realize that the reviews I write are simple and unhelpful at times. I'm no good at it. I've run out of ways to say That's Pretty, but if I think it is, I'll write something like that. It makes me happy when people say they like what I've written, so I figure it makes other people happy too, or something. Have fun.
Also, please please please please let me know what you think about what I've writen.
Most importantly, I'm accepting donations of $5 from anybody who is willing. Please email any such donation to "firstname.lastname@example.org". I only check my messages about once per month, so feel free to surprise me with multiple donations. Please title these, "donation to the mattavelli". I suggest that you think of this on sundays and think of me as a very special wish-granter. IOUs work too. If you'd like to contact me by phone, try (800)588-2300. When they answer the call, no matter what they say, you should say, "banana peels are slippery and polyester eats berber", then hang up immediately. I'll get back too you ASAP. Take care.
I like to use simple language in my writing, because if people can't understand me, then I've failed.
I've been at war with the words, GOT & GET, since fifth grade. I use them too often. They deteriorate vocabularies. It gets to the point where they're all you've got left. Do you get me? I enjoy making fun of people, but typically only for sympathetic reasons or when they are eroding my culture. Either way, it's because I care. That's as religious as I will claim to be. I enjoy being made fun of too. I think there are too many people on this planet. It would be nice if there was only me and 72 bikini models, all of them with various skills. That would be AWESOME!!!!
10 of them could do the hunting/fishing, 5 groups of 2 would work best, but Im not pushy. Ive already got paradise.
10 for farming
6 of them could be my general attendants, for random needs and writing down my thoughts.
12 to assist my attendants or fill in gaps as needed in the rest of the workforce.
20 for construction/ civil maintenance
2 doctors, 1 of them a surgeon
5 chefs of various specialties
6 food service types
1 to spend days lounging on the beach beneath an umbrella, incase I should pass by.
Each to have artistic talents, expressed at nightly luaus.
Think of how peaceful the world would be. There would be no war or poverty. The habitats would be free to mature and sustain themselves through the natural cycles that need no personification. Then, as I die and the surviving bikini models entomb themselves with me in a group hug toward the afterlife; there may come a wind, wailing against the local breeze, carrying a sound repeated by the birds of Earth from then till the end of life; Matt...
We will never forget.