Rachel Eisenberg

Posted 15 Years Ago

yeah, you had a summer cold?


anyways! cool, i love man smell in the house;)

Posted 15 Years Ago

I have no idea wtf you're talking about. You got part of your brain sliced out?

Posted 15 Years Ago

Making people feel dirty is one of my hidden superpowers. Relax. You can't help it.

I'm off. And I'm dressed now so don't be so beetroot-faced.

Posted 15 Years Ago

Only heard it once.
I'm still in bed.
Matt's coming in 10 minutes, d****t.
Yes, I DO have to alienating.
You still love me though, regardless.
*smooch*
Bye, I have to get dressed.
Naked typing in bed is so last night.

Posted 15 Years Ago

Spa-pool, hot tub, jacuzzi, whatever, same diff.

Basically, this guy wants loads of drunk girl in bikinis at his pad. He's so obvious. I can't really blame him.

Mental shopping list:
More socks
Mushrooms
Gas
Razors
Some form of endangered species

Posted 15 Years Ago

That's alright, you're female and are allowed to be scatter-brained and hysterical. Must be something to do with neural wiring/DNA coding/being made to wear a skirt and cook eggs, I'm not sure.

My a*****e-macho mode is in full gear today, have you noticed?

I like Mugison a lot, especially that song. Their latest album is pretty cool too.

Posted 15 Years Ago

I should eat more greens and drink less coffee.

I'm going to go make a coffee right now.
Thanks for reminding myself.
Then I have to help shift a mate's spa-pool that he bought off an old lady.
F**k.

Posted 15 Years Ago

People got into it when I read it out LIVE, fool.
It was actually really touching.
FAWOOL.

I'm feeling like an a*****e today.
Eat me.
PHWOOOOOL>

Posted 15 Years Ago

Chofu is silly. Some fad that went around that sucks big flaming hyena balls.

Hi. Got your comment but I didn't sign in.
And people GOT into it, you read me wrong harharhar.
Sucka.

Posted 16 Years Ago

Helooooo I request for you to write something new. postey postey...;)