Cali

You know what, I'll just make this nice and short for you:
Favorite Colors: Red and black
Favorite Animal: The fainting goat
Favorite video game: Can't narrow it down; it goes around Left 4 Dead 2 and Mirrors Edge
Favorite Movie: Again, really hard; maybe...Cloverfield.
Favorite Mythical Creature: ZOMBIES!! XD
Favorite Sport: Softball
My Sport-like Hobby: Parkour
Favorite Thing to Do in My Free Time: Play video games or practice my parkour techniques
Am I afraid of death: No
Religious view: I don't believe in God. I believe in Chuck Norris.

And there ya go. L8RINO, Cali

***Quotes about ME (thanks for the idea, Paege)***
~If you want to befriend me, you gotta deal with my friends. We're a package: one weirdo chick and all of her weirdo friends.
~You say, "God, Cali, you're freakin' crazy." I reply with, "Yeah. What the hell is your point?"
~I may be a girl, but I can still kick your sorry a*s.
~I'm not really one for being admired.
~Isn't it amazing how fast your day can go to s**t?
~Laugh. Even if it's dead silent, laugh. Holding laughter in is bad for your soul.
~If you don't leave me alone, I swear to Chuck Norris I will stab you in your jugular artery with my freakin' FINGERNAIL.
~He's my BOYFRIEND now? Wait...yesterday he was my friend!!
~I always try to be friends with everyone, but not quite close enough to care. But he breached that wall. Damn him!!
~I miss the old days; the days when the only problem I faced what when my rented video game had to be returned.