washed_up_writer

I go through life trying my best to fade into the wallpaper but let me tell you, if you can't stop yourself making a sarcastic crack at everything in front of you, it's going to be impossible. So instead of the "him? who? what's his name?" guy I wanted to be, I am Mr. Sarcastic with habit of deliberate lying to throw someone off their comfort zone for a joke.
I am not just Mr. Sarcastic.
I am Mr. Always-tell-you-the-opposite-of-what-you-need-to-know-for-a-joke-so-taste-my-sarcasm.
If I give a direct answer to anyone, there is a good chance it's a lie. Though I immediately own up to the lying and tell them the truth after I see their mortified expressions, I'm probably not going to be welcome through the Pearly Gates with open arms. Who am I kidding?
I won't be welcomed through the Pearly Gates at all.