OBITUARY OF SUE, DEDICATED AUTHOR, FELLOW GAIAN AND JUST ABOUT NOTHING ELSE
Sue passed away at 3:11 am today.
Sue was born January 16, sometime during the 1700-1900. When she was born, she kicked punched and karate chopped every nurse that came near her and from that point forward her parents knew that they had quite the little devil on their hands. As she grew, she was purposely contrary, hard-headed, and an absolute b***h whenever she damned well pleased, but was also the nicest person around if you only gave yourself the chance to experience a whole new realm of living.
During her lifetime she excelled at mediocrity. The only skill she had managed to master was criticism and the fine art of procrastination, the study of which fascinated her from a very early age. So much so, in fact, that she dedicated her entire life to developing new ways of wasting the most amount of time with the least amount of supplies.
Sue was one of the last to fall during a crusade against the academics and scholars of the professional world. At the height of the battle, the enemy unleashed their most powerful weapon – the spear of motivation and thirst for higher knowledge. Just as it was about to strike the sole pillar of her comrades' fortress, Sue sacrificed herself because she was too lazy to run away. Her last words were, “I’LL BE THERE IN JUST ONE SECOND!”
Sue lived more than twice as long as she had expected and probably four times as long as she deserved. In lieu of flowers, Sue requests that you read and review her life works which are slowly being added to the archives, and that you add her as a friend. Alternatively, get completely smashed and trash an exam hall.
Sue rest in peace.
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