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My favorite authors/writers include:
1. Stephen King
2. Anne Rice
3. Chuck Palahniuk
4. Edgar Allan Poe
5. Nick Hornby
6. George Orwell
please visit this URL. it's a clip of when my e-mail was read on Fox News' Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld. i know it isn't much and contributes very little to my credibility as a writer but what the heck. Please do check it out. real funy and watch the show too. it airs on weekdays 3am ET.
---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE49hzBz9_A
*THE IMPORTANT PART*
Hi! I'm Andrew Garcia Gahol. I stand at a not so staggering height of 5 feet 9 inches. I'm lucky to have been endowed with an IQ of freakin' 147. I'm Roman Catholic, sorta agnostic and a denizen of the world. I'm bloated in many ways.
*THE WALKING EXPLETIVE*
Not that I curse a lot. It's only that my ideologies may not be that non-conformist but they sure are pretty unorthodox. My view on morality is really different but ultimately it's just the same with yours probably, just a little more twisted.Sounding psycho now.
One could consider me as a nihilist, socialist, libertarian, conservative, political extremist and other things which I'm not.
I can't really put my finger as to what ideological strata i truly belong to but it's safe to say that i think a little bit different than most of life's boarders.
One things for sure though: it's hard to agree with me. Hence, I'm a middle finger with arms, legs and a face.
*LIVING ON THE SOULS OF MORTALS*
I find solace and joy in various conversations with various people. The drama, the comedy, the awe, the excitement....THE HORROR that every talk i engage in creates help me contemplate on my life and how life works. To share and capitalize on experience is something I can't live without.
*NO NEED FOR REHAB*
I have no reason to detoxify or cure myself of anything. I have no apparent addictions or obsessions which hinder my functioning as a social human being.
I don't do drugs, booze or coffee. I'm not a perv, I don't smoke. zilch!
..or maybe that's just me.oh, i don't know.
*MENTAL FLOSS*
I'm all for intellectual advancement. I spend practically half my waking life on enriching my precious noggin. Whether it's literary analysis, board games, online games, video games, cool books, puzzles or social experimentation, I'm always as enthusiastic as a acne-clad, depressed nerd in high school.
*TV-RAPED!*
I owe my existence and what I am to what i watch and how much I'd like to watch them. The proof's in the long list of TV shows I watch religiously. Like I always say, "TV is better than College".
*MUSIC IS MY WHORE*
From the non-existent iPod inside my brain plays the music which people usually vomit in hearing. My tastes in music are as schizophrenic as me. Believe me! My musical hankerings bring the same firm sense of coherence as having to see both Frank Sinatra and Jet in a single playlist.
Nonetheless, I love me some tunes. Bubble-gum or Rock. except Emo of course! F*** EMO!
*GO AHEAD, WHIP ME*
I love me a challenge - and also the pain it induces! It would be really boring if I didn't have a toughie to nail every now and then. I adore the lessons that i learn and having to engage in the twisted games I play. Sounds BDSM but it's not.
*NO OFF BUTTONS*
I'm nothing if not a chatterbox. You've been warned.
*STICKIN' WITH THE WORDPLAY*
I simply love to write and read and create opuses. My lyricism and jeu de mots could make even Lewis Carroll laugh. Not really but you get the point.
My fields include poetry, essays, short stories, songs and just about and sh** you could think of.
*ME & MY ANALYTICAL KNIFE*
I not only love music, literature,theater and TV shows, I (love to) criticize 'em. This habit of mine could really be a nuisance since people don't exactly like hearing me rant and complain about how bad something is. And with the intensity of my voice during said ranting, it's bound to be almost always certain.
*MY BRAIN COULD COLOR OUTSIDE THE LINES*
What I'm glad to have underneath it all is my uncanny ability to appreciate life even in my sh**tiest moments.I somehow see the beauty in ugly especially when people approach me to express how dull and drab their lives are like someone constipated would approach a toilet.
Even if I am a curmudgeon-in-the-making, I'll always be positive
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