BADASS QUIZ RESULTZ-
Heck, we're intimidated. Well, technically you probably lose actual badass points for taking personality quizzes (not-so-badass) but everyone knows the REAL badasses are always teddy bears deep down. And teddy bears totally take personality quizzes. So it's all good.
SHME MOTO= Live, Laugh, Love, Kick b4 u die = GREAT LIFE
Dont live, Stay cooped up in a house , No love, No kick = HATRED LIFE U SUX GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
TINGS I LUV TO DO OR WEAR=I LUV TO wear oversize stuff when i am sick like i am now in my frandz jacket she s taller than mem heheh who isnt also i luvv to writer andalso to drink hot coc
HATE= to be sick a usaual
Crushes- Gerad Way soooooo hotttt + and un important people that u would not know
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Lets101 Quizzes - Blog Quizzes
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.
bom chicka wah wah...
When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.
Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.
Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.
DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Dain bramaged.
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
:D
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
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Random Sarcastic Junk.
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
(i try not to hurt there feelings. lol. :)=. )
i speak fluent sarcasm.
are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
I am a strong willed girl thats 11 a sarcartic,bossy,little, chicka and i have a sort high voice, i am bad never been a good girl,uhhh well I have dirtyblond hair Hazel eyes and if i get mad enough they get darker and look like black and scare people ITS FUN very FUN, I am short i luv to paint,draw, and mess with clay But i also luv to paint my nails like right now November ... I Have them BLANK ahahhaha. OH YEAH I AM VERY SHORT and very mean at times it dependz but at school and all i usauly have a bad day in less our closes for swine flu ill b happy every day oh and some say i am evil how can me i am so short how can i be evil (mwhahahha)!
Likes: horror movies, my frandz, ipod , camera , teachers, poems , nail polish , coffee, whip cream umm humm my favorite, being short, sports like softball football base ball and others, MUSIC, family, teddy bears dont have any but their awsome , vampiers, BLUE, BLACKE , GREEN, WHITE , YELLOW, STARZ, my star and warm pants i am wearing now.
Dislikes: PREPS :pBLAH BARF BARF, meanies , people that tickle me :(, school, TWILIGHT EWWW!!!, smellie people or things,
LOVE : MUSIC FRANDZ FAMILY COLORS DUCT TAPE NEON OF COURSE
And right now my toe hurts , back hurts, ankle hurts, thorat hurts, oh an P.S i am usually sick
well my friends are
BEST FRIENDS:
Lyssa
Izzy
Olivia
Jewel
Shi-shi
Alyssa p.
Emily
Eric
Eli
Even
Benny
Dominique
Alex
And cant forget My fly named Bob i found the first day of school
i am a 5th grader (YES) i like mac n cheese i luv to read and write and sing and dance and be mean to my siblings like leylia and 2fly2die i am middle child sooooooooooo ........................ OH YEAAAAA I FROGOT TO TELL YA MY BESTEST FREAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS ALYSSA KAMPF (AKA lyss 4 short) LUV YA GURLIE :D
1. I'm the type of girl that you will cuss them out and i will come back the next day a bug ya.
2. I'm random and suuuper hyper.
3. I'm retarded and proud of it.
4. I loooove reading books.
5. For me, in a song, every thing is important but the lyrics are VERY important.
6. Softball,feild hockey, and about everything else are my sports.
7.Whatever you say, I think Spongebob is awsomeish and so is patrick oh yea patrick rules.
8. At first, I maybe the quiet/shy girl, but when you get to know me, I'm a little Hyper.
9. I like to have fun with people. Hence, I like making friends as long as you're nice.
10. I'm funny.
11. Don't treat me like crap. what goes around, comes around also that's soo my thang.
12. I hate MATH.
13. Books are my life.
14. I talk to myself.
15. I like shiny thingsss(they're interesting)
16. i am 10 awsome girl very sportish tomboy i will eat u if you make me mad.
17. INVADER ZIM RULLEZZZZZ!!!!!
18.loves about all music mainly my playlist and i luvv only two of my sisters and i luv my two dogs and aj and brooke are butts i only like them not love.
19.HEEHEHEHEHH i am almost to twenty but i like colors their pretty MAINLY NEON:D!!!!
20. YUESS!!!!!!!!!!! MADE IT TO TWENTY but i luv my playlists and books r my life i am dorkish.
21. spiders r my babys and sharks r just awsom mainly megaladon:D!!!!!!!
22. i hate all preppy peeps and i hate any one who calls me a mean word or calls me a pickle cuz i hate those more than i hate any thing else i hate!!!
Bands:
Cobra starship
Paramore
Shcoolboyhumor
papa raoch
harthrone heights
and WHOLE bunch of others
SONGS:
OHIO IS FOR LOVERS
Last resort
Good girls go bad
Shake down
Man in the mirror
P.Y.T
I'll be there
AND TONS OTHERS
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love ya katie :)<3:PPP losers
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