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Sharkapillar


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▒☻Aoelagire. ☻▒
The best definition of the word insanity.
I'm Aoelgaire (pronounced EL--ee) and I'm 13, I have severe problems, and I scare little children. Not on purpose or anything, but I'm just spontaneously scary. I have a zombie/vampire/witch/lycanthropy obsession, and it scares the hell out of my parents. My favroite words are rawr and crap and I overuse both of them. My mind is warped and every single one of my daydreams leads to a plot of some sort, often vampire stories and romances. Nothing vulgar or anything, because my mom would kill me and then I'd turn into a zombie vampire werewolf witch and eat her brains and suck her blood and then ressurect her under the full moon and make her my ninja slave.
Actually, my dad would have to be the ninja slave, because he already is a ninja and it would take forever and a half to train mother dearest to be a ninja...*shrug*
OH MY BOB, THERE'S A ZOMBIE WEREWOLF BEHIND YOU!!!!
If you just looked then you're pathetic.
~Aoelgaireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(...)
bwahahaha i need therapy


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