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Tim's Befuddled Universe A Book by Tim Null

My name means nothing to most people.

I am a humorist, because comedians are expected to be funny. I joined Writer's Cafe, because the Safeway checkers know my one-liners. I am also seeking a good cup of instant coffee.

Some details: (1) I was born and raised in Kalamazoo. (2) "Standard English" is my second language. (3) I am a retired Technical Editor. The last three statements are probably unrelated.

My website is called Tim's Befuddled Universe.
Search my website.

On my website I have reviewed music, film, TV, and commented on our modern post "post-modern" world. Google defined me as a Cornpone Philosopher, so I decided to adopt that moniker.

My next major project will be an online episodic fictional series. Harry & Olive: Their True Adventures. Featuring their best friend Lewd Dick. (It will have frequent installments of between 800–2,000 words.) I look forward to your comments and suggestions. :o)

For the Harry & Olive project, I will be using the name "Stocker Null". "Stocker" is my middle name.

I decided to use "Stocker Null", because there are just too many Tim Nulls out in the world, and they're not all as sweet and cuddly as me. ;o)

I suppose I could have gone with some sort of nickname, but I have never been the sort to get neat nicknames. For example, my Mother called me "Timbo", and I had a coach once who called me "Timmy". Then there is my wife. No nickname there, but she calls me "Timothy" both when she is totally pissed, and when she is aroused. Sometimes I think women don't consider unintended consequences. But then, who does? Who really can?

Visit me on Myspace, and, if you are so inclined, become a friend. (Remember my last name is "Null".)

I am a member of South Bay Writers Club, which is a chapter of the California Writers Club.

I step out into this WorldCafe world with both anticipation and anxiety.