.

 

 

that's the stupidest thing I ever heard!

crawl back in your cave and die!

give your bricks to someone else

to some other fool tell your lie!

 

I'm crass! I'm crude! I'm rough and rude!

I tell ya off in a flash!

Go away! Leave me alone!

cause

I don't want you to see the real me!

 

Cause I never got with a chick like you!

So if you see who I am you might bolt

Oh s**t! I forgot to make this flow

With perfection and my genius streak

 

dangit

 

ok where was I

 

(ahem)

 

HEAR YE HEAR YE! o ye little b***h

you silly little woman of dreams!

you

 

wait

 

 

OK

I AM THE ALMIGHTY GENIUS!

I AM GREAT!

I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY!

CAUSE I HAIL FROM THE SHOW-ME STATE!

 

no matter what it is!

your stories, your dreams, and even your feelings and

 

YOU MUST REPEAT YOURSELF SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE i WILL BELIEVE YOU!

Exhaust yourself for me! Sweat words for me! Do as I say!

 

(takes sip of mountain dew and nibbles a cheeto)

 

 

 

PROVE IT TO ME! I don't even believe you

when you say

you're female! Show me! Spread 'em!

 

 

(composes random poem)

 

 

 

 

 

 

(coughs)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Seriana]

LMAO, this was hysterical. I loved it. Especially the parts where you stopped and cleared your throat. Loved it!

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oh just a little something off the top of my head ha ha