I Questioned his motives and the size of his brain,

Sneaking into China with an unmanned spy plane!

I think back to the day,

the terrorist blew 2,974 US citizen's away,

and he froze for 8 miniutes without a time delay!

I Remember his grand "Weapons of Mass Destruction" blunder,

that sent us to war with a country 47% 18 years old and under!

I will never forget his racial infraction,

that caused the elimination of Affirmative Action!

I watched patiently, as he twittled his thumbs

and for 3 days did nothing to assist hurricane Katrina victims!

His Stolen presidency,

that Disorted humanity

and corrupted our legacy

will now, become our history!

So, "Hail, To The Commander & Chief"!

damn, did I say that out loud? I meant, "Hell, To The Demander & Thief"!