I have a sneaking suspicion

A poem about a super genius

I have a sneaking suspicion

O yes I do

These products never work

I have my suspicions

I am a genius so yes

I am rather puzzled

 

I was told that ACME

was the best

and yet the Road Runner

keeps beeping

 

Defective products

rockets, catapults, rubber bands

and more

What is a Wily Coyote to do

 

I think I should sue

I really do

I heard Daffy got his law License

I think I really will

 

It affronts my good senses

to see the Road Runner

running so smugly

 

All because of these products

These ACME flawed and silly

things

 

It certainly isn't my fault that my

plans never work

I'm a genius after all

It has to be the product

 

So you see I have a sneaking suspicion

there is a bright lightbulb above my head

Thus I must be right

 

I hear a beep, beep, beep!

O that Road Runner pushes my

buttons

 

I'll try ACME one more time

I'm a genius so it has to

eventually work

Author's Note

All reviews are welcome.

Reviews

[Tomás Ó C..]

He should shop at Aldi, not ACME... everything I purchased has worked...

[Michael X]

Albert,.. humorous! crafty, creative, this poem played out as a cartoon in the mind, with feature and all, showing how even the genius are stumped for answers sometimes,
great piece, take care.

[StormSeeker]

I like it I use to watch roadrunner and wily one tv. I like that you based it form wily Viwe

[Laura E. Aranda]

Sooooooo Clever!!!
Very very cute!
Cheers to your imagination
Laura

[Bear]

Daffy got his license??? Oh my!! I think I'll pack my sachel and head for the hills!! ;~)
What a fun write to read and fine way of bringing together the characters of those fine cartoons I watched during my childhood, decades ago. What fun!! Thanks for the memory reminders!!
Sallie Bear

[Nely Amorim]

Beep Beep! I think you must just face facts Wile, the Road Runner kicks arse every time..lol
Great write and you will always try to make RR the bad guy but sadly it's a well known fact that Wile E Coyote is daft....lol